DARK SIDE GIFT TAGS - The Birthday Collection

Introducing gift tags from the ever popular DARK SIDE range, guaranteed to get snorts and giggles with the lucky receiver.

Each pack contains 30 gift tags with twine. 

Available in 2 collections - The Birthday Collection and the Bit of Everything Collection.

Tags measure 68mm wide x 120mm high in size and are printed on a white linen card stock. Packaged in a Kraft pack in our signature Dark Side monochrome style - perfectly unisex. 

The packs of tags also make a fabulous unique gift in themselves! 

The BIRTHDAY COLLECTION contains:

• Happy birthday you gorgeous bitch [x4]
• Happy birthday you magnificent bastard [x4]
• And cheers to another glorious year of not giving a single f*ck! [x2]
• In banana years you would be bread [x2]
• If you were a horse, you would have been shot by now. [x2]
• Well-behaved women rarely make history [x2]
• It’s probably time to consider lying about your age... [x2]
• Happy birthday! Remember, you can be anything you want to be... [Except younger] [x2]
• I would have given you a funny tag, but at your age there is a good chance you would piss yourself. [x2]
• I am sorry i called you old. I thought you knew. [x2] 
• Little birdy told me it was your birthday, and I was like “f*ck me, a talking bird” [x2]
• Remember you said you would never become a grumpy old bastard? Well, here you are... Smashing it... [x2]
• I am not saying you are old. I am saying if you were milk, I would smell you before I poured you on my cereal [x2]