{"product_id":"dark-side-gift-tags-the-birthday-collection","title":"DARK SIDE GIFT TAGS - The Birthday Collection","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing gift tags from the ever popular DARK SIDE range, guaranteed to get snorts and giggles with the lucky receiver.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach pack contains 30 gift tags with twine. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in 2 collections - The Birthday Collection and the Bit of Everything Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTags measure 68mm wide x 120mm high in size and are printed on a white linen card stock. Packaged in a Kraft pack in our signature Dark Side monochrome style - perfectly unisex. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe packs of tags also make a fabulous unique gift in themselves! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eBIRTHDAY COLLECTION\u003c\/strong\u003e contains:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHappy birthday you gorgeous bitch [x4]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHappy birthday you magnificent bastard [x4]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd cheers to another glorious year of not giving a single f*ck! [x2]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn banana years you would be bread [x2]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you were a horse, you would have been shot by now. [x2]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWell-behaved women rarely make history [x2]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s probably time to consider lying about your age... [x2]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHappy birthday! Remember, you can be anything you want to be... [Except younger] [x2]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI would have given you a funny tag, but at your age there is a good chance you would piss yourself. [x2]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI am sorry i called you old. I thought you knew. [x2]\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLittle birdy told me it was your birthday, and I was like “f*ck me, a talking bird” [x2]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRemember you said you would never become a grumpy old bastard? Well, here you are... Smashing it... [x2]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI am not saying you are old. I am saying if you were milk, I would smell you before I poured you on my cereal [x2]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"To the Moon \u0026 Back Paper Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48742578028697,"sku":"MB-DSGT-Bday","price":325.0,"currency_code":"ZAR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/4772\/files\/birthdaygroup1.jpg?v=1786025476","url":"https:\/\/moonandback.co.za\/products\/dark-side-gift-tags-the-birthday-collection","provider":"Moon \u0026 Back - Interiors \u0026 Stationery","version":"1.0","type":"link"}