{"product_id":"dark-side-gift-tags-the-bit-of-everything-collection","title":"DARK SIDE GIFT TAGS - The Bit of Everything Collection","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing gift tags from the ever popular DARK SIDE range, guaranteed to get snorts and giggles with the lucky receiver.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach pack contains 30 gift tags with twine. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in 2 collections - The Birthday Collection and the Bit of Everything Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTags measure 68mm wide x 120mm high in size and are printed on a white linen card stock. Packaged in a Kraft pack in our signature Dark Side monochrome style - perfectly unisex. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe packs of tags also make a fabulous unique gift in themselves! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eBIT OF EVERYTHING COLLECTION\u003c\/strong\u003e contains:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHappy birthday you gorgeous bitch [x3]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHappy birthday you magnificent bastard [x3]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn banana years you  would be bread [x3]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd cheers to another glorious year of not giving a single f*ck! [x2]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI am not saying you are old. I am saying if you\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003ewere milk, I would smell you before i poured you on my cereal  [x2]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI would have given you a funny tag, but at your age there is a good chance you would piss yourself. [x2]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWell-behaved women rarely make history [x2]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThank you! You’re a f*cking legend [x2]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere’s nobody else I would rather lie in bed and look at my phone next to [x1]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRemember when you used to hold in your farts? Good times... [x1]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHappy anniversary! We’ve been through a lot together. And most of it was your fault [x1]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWow! Look at you adulting all over the place! Congratulations! [x2]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGood luck with the exams. If all else fails, marry well [x2]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMr \u0026amp; Mrs Bloody Fabulous [x1]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI am so happy you are having a baby. But mostly that I am not [x1]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDrugs \u0026amp; bare bums! Sounds like a party! Get well soon! [x2]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"To the Moon \u0026 Back Paper Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48742712115353,"sku":"MB-DSGT-Everything","price":325.0,"currency_code":"ZAR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/4772\/files\/everything_group1.jpg?v=1786026010","url":"https:\/\/moonandback.co.za\/products\/dark-side-gift-tags-the-bit-of-everything-collection","provider":"Moon \u0026 Back - Interiors \u0026 Stationery","version":"1.0","type":"link"}